Guilty as charged!
I’m at that age where I should be walking around with one kid strapped to my waist and another screaming bloody murder in the hall because “the lava is going to get him.” Being ambitious (refer to past articles for evidence), I once had a full-fledged blueprint for my love life.
Find the one by 23.
Marry by 26.
First kid by 27.
Second by 29.
Add a house, a car, and a ridiculously good-looking husband to the mix.