A Relationship Like Joker and Harley!

                 

When people hear "A relationship like Joker and Harley!" statement, their reactions are epic. Some went "Awwww, I totally feel you", and the others choked and asked, "Are you god damn hell of crazy?"

Why I Chose Psychology Over Anything In This World?

So my mum and I went to my dad's friend's daughter's marriage. Okay that was long! Well, after having a good food and a good wedding scene, on the way back home in the car, I told my mum,"I think the bride is pregnant". My mum freaked out and said, "CJ how could you accuse a bride like that? That's very bad of you!" I kept quiet after getting a scolding from mum.

After few months, dad told mum that, indeed that girl was pregnant when she was getting married. She was about 3 months pregnant and got married due to that. Only after giving birth, that family members revealed the truth. Of course among Indian families, controversial news like this will spread out fast. My mum was shocked as hell. She asked me, "How did you know?" and all I did was a *hair flip and I said nothing. The rest is a history.



Sometimes you can see and understand certain things which other people cannot see and understand no matter how much you explain to them. That is the reason why I could sense that the girl is pregnant when nobody else did. That's the reason why I chose Psychology over anything in this world.

Stop asking me if I'm dying!

So it's that time of the semester. My finals are just around the corner. Oh! Nope, it's tomorrow, like in few hours time. Each time I bump into my friends they ask, "CJ are you dying? You look super pale and look at your hair! You look like you just jumped here out of the bed!" To make the timing right, I sneezed out loud in front of them and they were like "You're sick as well? Oh god, girl, god bless you."

Okay, so I do look pale and I did not groom myself well because I was BUSY STUDYING. Oh, now I can see why you asked if I'm dying. I was stu-Dying! So I was partially dying. God bless me!

A Baby Is The Most Complicated Object Made By Unskilled Labor

The title is a quote by anonymous and I'm pretty impressed by how deep is the quote.

It's true that once, back then the parents were unskilled and had no idea on how to raise the kids. Babies are so fragile that if you don't know how to handle them right, you are screwed real bad.

How To Win Friends and Influence People?

1. First of all, learn Psychology like me.

2. Psychology sounds hard? Then why don't you try reading a book or a blog titled "How To Win Friends and Influence People"? That's what you're doing now uh.

I Hope You Know To Whom You're Talking To!

So a guy aged about 60 years old was waiting for a cup of coffee in a coffee shop. A 5-year-old kid reached his table and stood there, looking at him while waiting for her parents to enter the restaurant. He ignored her because in his mind he thinks that she is rude because she didn't smile or greet him. They both didn't talk with each other and the kids parents came in and they all walked towards a different table and sat.

Can I Sleep Right After Consuming Coffee?

Well, when you consume coffee while you're extremely dehydrated then it might make you tired and eventually you will sleep.

Another researcher found that coffee only starts to do its miracle to us after 20 minutes of drinking it. So it is possible for us to work late night after taking a short nap for 20 minutes, right after drinking coffee.

Not Listening Can Lead To Child Neglect?

Child neglect means a child's need is not taken care off. I am definitely not talking about the current children's needs which are either an Ipad or an Iphone. Without these, they can't live their life and yes I'm not denying the fact I had a phone too at their age. The one which rings the barbie doll song each time I use it to call people.